Online Shopping - The Greatest Thing Ever

Ok, one of my new favorite things to do is shopping online for my clothes. Digital storefronts like www.AE.com are perfect for the way I shop. I'm a typical guy. I know my exact sizes so there is hardly any need to try stuff on. I only shop at three stores. I hate being in the small mall stores that are just crowded with teens. The idea of me spending all day at the mall is equivalent to the idea of me putting a red hot coal on my tongue. The digital storefront takes care of all my needs. It allows me to shop in peace without pressure from annoying sales people. All the product info i need is just a click away. So there is no need to ask embarassing questions like "do you carry a size 40 waist" to the attractive sales ladies. The best part is that most of these online companies include prepaid postage for returning any items that don't fit.